shoutout to Nissan for bringing assisted driving to the masses

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08/31/2019 at 09:01 • Filed to: None

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In fact, I’m glad it’s Nissan. A computer is always going to make a better call driving than someone who willingly bought a Rogue.

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Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
08/31/2019 at 09:15

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I can’t wait to see these filling the road in a few years. All of them with temporary tags from a BHPH dealer, peeling tint, and a donut on the front right corner. 


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3
08/31/2019 at 09:43

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Don’t forget more than one air freshener and a steering wheel cover.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
08/31/2019 at 10:04

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Now if only Nissan could do a gun buyback program to use as down payments on their cars, we’d be one step closer. It’s like a proxy for a deep background check!

“The perpetrator had  no prior convictions , but had recently financed a new Nissan Altima, something that went unnoticed by both local and federal officials.”


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
08/31/2019 at 10:15

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Even a half assed autonomous system that occasionally veers into oncoming traffic will be more sentient than a Rogue driver.

Yet somehow Rogue drivers >>>> Altima drivers. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > E90M3
08/31/2019 at 10:18

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And either a) weaving like a drunken squirrel at 15 under the limit or b) crossing the double yellow to pass cars at 90 in a school zone. 


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
08/31/2019 at 10:31

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A computer is always going to make a better call driving than someone who willingly bought a Rogue.

I’m so glad I read the rest of that sentence before scrolling down to the comments.